Third parody of MPAA's "Stuntmen Make Movies". ... Produced for R4NT.COM. ... Features clips from "Debbie Does BMXXX" which Chris Hartigan (friend in Calgary) directed. ... "Shitty Shitty Gangbang" footage was shot during The Republik's closing week (was one of Calgary's finer establishments). ... "Children of the Cornhole" footage was taken from SC Entertainment's "Fowler Creek" directed by Blaise Kolodychuk (seen in "Sperms of Endearment"). Blaise makes TONS of movies, check out his home page at http://scentertainment.angeltowns.net/blaiseshouse.html ... In addition to SongsToWearPantsTo.Com's simulated MPAA score, www.HypoxiaBeach.Com let me use one of their tunes for the on-set sequence.
Video: "Debbie Does BMXXX" |
Torment Productions | directed by Chris Hartigan
Video: "Fowler Creek" ("Children of the Cornhole") |
SC Entertainment | directed by Blaise Kolodychuk | http://scentertainment.angeltowns.net/blaiseshouse.html
00:03 Talking head: Lalena.
00:19 Debbie Does BMXXX: strutting.
00:22 Debbie Does BMXXX: riding.
00:24 Debbie Does BMXXX: Debbie on bike, rollerblader.
00:26 BMX crash.
00:29 Talking head: Lalena.
00:37 Debbie Does BMXXX: Guy on stretcher with erection.
00:40 Talking head: Lalena.
00:46 Montage of porn clips.
01:02 Talking head: Lalena.
01:14 On set: Weapons of Ass Destruction.
01:43 Talking head: Lalena.
March 11, 2018 Subject:
Who is the model Lalena?
May 23, 2005 Subject:
A cut of profits
Wow, I never knew that porn fluffers had as powerful a union as the stunt men. And here I thought that it was only the directors, a-list actors, and the studios that had a percentage of profits as part of their pay!
Great spoof! Spread it around.
May 12, 2005 Subject:
Save A Fluffer
Funny in a mildly disconcerting way. Uses humour to get to the heart of the piracy issue - in a land of pirates no one gets paid...not even the fluffers who poor their mouth and hand into every porn scene.
May 8, 2005 Subject:
Don't pirate porn, think of those poor fluffers! Would make a great addition to the beginning of any XVID's you may be making (legal of course).